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From: berens@argus.lpl.arizona.edu (Kalynnda Berens)
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Subject: Announcing a New Goddess
Date: 8 Aug 1994 21:16:17 GMT
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For all of you who seek forms of Diety that relate to our lives,
here's a new Goddess to consider:

GONGA, Goddess of Sales and second-hand stores!

Invoke her when looking for clothing in your size in a resale shop.
Worship at her Blue Light.
Call on her before checking prices, that what you wish to purchase
will be _on sale_ when you buy it.

Wear her special sign (*20% off*).

Be the first in your town to have a *GONGA Garage Sale*.

Blessings, and my you never pay full price!

Kal (who belongs to a very STRANGE coven)