Miscellaneous Discordiana

Discordian Food Blessing

Almighty Eris Discordia, we thank Thee for this meal. But, seriously, Goddess, what about the ten people somewhere in the world who died of starvation since this prayer began? Seven of them were children under five. What kind of Creation are you running here anyway? Could you please get your shit a little more together? Amen.

Practice beautiful randomness and act kind of senseless.

May the Force put a cap in yo ass, bitch. -- Mace Windu, Jedi Master

Night came like a 45 year old virgin.... -- Ryan Saenz

Love is a many tenticled thing... -- Sabrina Renka

It has recently been calculated that a mole of cows would form a mass approximately 111,300km in diameter, assuming an incompressible cow. We're trying to calculate whether the pressure at the center would be sufficient to initiate cow fusion.

There is nothing new under the sun, and if ever we achieve interstellar travel, once the novelty wears off we will discover that there isn't anything new under the other suns either. - caliban