| Spanish | English |
| ¿Dondé está el baño? |
Where is the bathroom? |
| Tu hija es muy bonita. | Your daughter is very
beautiful. |
| ¿Cuanto cuesta esa cosa? | How much does that thing
cost? |
| Tú eres un pendejo chingado. | You are not a very nice
person. |
| Tengo una caja roja de las lapices. | I have a red pencil
box. |
| Me gusta tu cabeza y tu estamago. | I like your head and
your stomach. |
| ¿Cinco doláres? ¿Por esa cosa? | Five dollars?
For that thing? |
| No comas esa. No sabes donde esa ha pasado. | Don't eat
that. You don't know where it has been. |
| No, guardia. No tengo marihuana. | No, officer. I have no
marijuana. |
| Es como matar un toro con una pistola. | It is like killing
a bull with a pistol. |
| Sólo Nixon podía ir a China. | Only Nixon could
go to China. |
| No, no, piedo unos huevos. | No, no, I ordered
eggs. |
| Lavase, y conduce a mi. | Bathe her, and bring her to
me |