Last Update of this file: May 5, 2004 10:43PM PST
Name: Scott Lynn Hamilton
Age: (physical) 30 (mental) 50, 30 and 10 simultaneously
Height: Tall Weight: Lots Hair: Mussed Eyes: Glazed
Nicknames: Blade, VAXJedi, 'lakem, doodlebug, dada!, you son of a
bitch,
etc.
Pope Name: Frater Ginsu, He Who Slices and Dices
Craft Name: Blade
Marital Status: Married to Charlene 'Eleri' Hamilton
Children: Kristopher (13), Corrina (10), Mirriam (3.75)
Occupation: Tech Support at GTS Services
Education: Bachelor's in Computer Science, Adobe Certified Expert
in InDesign 2.0, InDesign CS, Framemaker 6.0, Framemaker 7.0, Acrobat 5.0,
Acrobat 6.0 Pro
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Kink, with
some heterosexual leanings
Romantic Orientation:
Polyamorous Panromantic, with gynoromantic tendencies
Religious Orientation: Hybrid Discordian-Taoist-Wiccan-Zen-Chaoite-Jedi
Philosophical Orientation: Skeptic-Subjectivist-Romantic
Gastronomic Orientation: Omnivore with Strong Carnivore tendencies
Spacial Orientation: Facing a computer screen (most of the time)
Temporal Orientation: Now, I think
Surreal Orientation: Gimpy Turtle
Species: Mutt, notably Homo Sapens ASCII and Homo Sapens Eros
Heroes(fictional):
Willy Wonka,
Ford Prefect,
Lazurus Long,
Buckaroo Banzai,
Elijah Bailey,
Hari Seldon,
Paul Muad'dib
Atreides,
Frank N. Furter,
Jim diGriz,
Doctor Who,
Harry Tuttle (heating engineer),
Clockwork Smurf,
Jake and Elwood Blues,
Undercover Brother
Heroes(factual): Emperor Norton, R Buckmintser Fuller,
Madonna,
Starhawk,
Isaac Asimov,
Robert Anton Wilson,
Penn & Teller,
Loki FruFru,
Kibo, Yahoo Serious
Addictions: People (some more than others), Caffeine,
Electrons via a computer screen
Deities:
Eris Discordia,
the Jade
Mother,
The Unforgiven
(adversarial diety), You (yes even you)
Titles: VAXJedi,
Deigh of Fifth Coming and The Cleaning Up Afterwards, Knight of the
Apocolypse Chao, Pawn of the Military-Industrial Complex, Rook
of Esoteric things, Bishop of West Thud, High Enchilada of Miscellany,
Holder of the Holy Mispelling, 2^3rd High Priest of Doing-Whatever-It-Is-That-I-Do-And-Doing-It-Better-Than-
Average-Thank-You-Very-Much, Fnord Runner, Consultant User, Authority Disfigure, All-around Hoopy Frood(tm)
HolyDays:Samhain, Beltane, various Discordian holydays
Astrological Sign: "These doors to remain open during business
hours."
Purity Score: 14% - 43%, depending on the test
Hacker Purity Score: 0x089 (a Nerd)
I am always free to talk, help, have sex, whatever floats your boat.