Rumors

From Backtable

Rumors about people who sit there

Myth: We are all sleeping with each other.
Fact: Some of us are sleeping with each other, but not all of us.
Myth: We are nothing but computer geeks and sci-fi geeks.
Fact: Only most of us are computer or sci-fi geeks.
Myth: We hold Satanic rituals out in the snow.
Fact: Some of us hold pagan rituals in the snow.
Myth: We growl at people who sit at "our" table.
Fact: We ignore people who sit at our table.
Myth: We sacrifice cats.
Fact: We don't. I kick cats, but that's different.
Myth: We do strange sexual things with gumballs.
Fact: We once made a graph of people's relationships out of gumballs and toothpicks. That's it.